User manual
Written by beeber on June 17, 2006 – 6:03 pm -Since bring home the precious cargo, we have been actively learning how he operates. Mostly, we just want to keep him happy, so he doesn’t cry bloody murder and damages our ear drums.
At times, we REALLY wish that he comes with a user manual (tho we may not read it like all other manuals we get; it’s good to have some sort of reference) as we are received MILLIONS of mixed information/instructions to make him happy. Feed him, change him and bathe him…this much we get! We do have a single friend who asked if he eats breakfast, lunch and dinner (you know who you are ;-)). We wish it would be that simple.
Feeding
How much should we feed him? Answers: he will let you know when he is full; don’t overfeed him as his stomach is small. How can we overfeed him if he will tell us when he is full??
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When does he sleep and how long? Answers: let him sleeps as long as he wants; be sure to feed him every 2 to 3 hours. Which one is more important? Eat or sleep?
At the end, the answers to all these are “go figure it out yourself”. :-p
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